by Clifford F. Thies
The Cleveland Indians have him on the Disabled List for muscle soreness, for which in California he got prescribed marijuana no doubt. The problem is the All-Star pitcher for the Cleveland Indians decided to mail the pot to himself, in Ohio, where possession is still a crime under state law.
Victor Perez, who is reported to make $7.3 million a year, is slated to become a free agent in 2015, if he's not otherwise committed.
Perhaps Afroman could add a lyric to his song: "Because I got high."
I was gonna go into the free agent market, but I was high; I was gonna sign a multi-year deal, but I got high; But now I'm waiting for my court date, and I know why; Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.Note from the Editor - It's Saturday. And we - ahem - traditionally "loosen" the format on Saturdays. Thanks to our Senior Editor Cliff Thies for turning me onto Afro Man... I think?