Report from the FLNJ (Front for the Liberation of Garden Gnomes "Nains de Jardin")

Yes, it's in French. But it gets good at the 50 second mark

From Cliff Thies:

Depicted as "happy workers," garden gnomes are merely the latest overt manifestation of the wage-slave system known as capitalism.

From Twitter, Feb. 8:

Travelocity GnomeVerified account ‏@RoamingGnome 

Greetings fellow wage slaves! I'm off again on my mission to discover the perfect week-end! RT to petition that every Monday be a holiday!!!

Fortunately, the FLNJ has been formed, at least in the Francophone world, to return the exploited garden gnomes to the wild. Here we see a brave FLNJ activist return two to the wild. Only two, you may say. C'est une debut