Tuesday, January 29, 2013

German soldiers grow breasts on their left side

by Clifford F. Thies

Fox News is reporting that quite a lot of German soldiers grow breasts on their left side.

According to Fox News, the one-sided gynecomastia is due to the way the soldiers drill, repeatedly hitting their rifles on the left side of their chest which stimulates the hormones there. We at RepublicanLibertarian.net have a different explanation. As you can see in the following video clip, German soldiers have nothing better to do nowadays than march around in circles and become girly men. Why, even the French have Mali.


Jemas said...

Wow this was...immature and childish, even by the admittedly low standards of this site. I'm okay with being cruel, if there's a purpose, but there wasn't. You had no point to make, no broader argument to make, not even a joke. Just being pointlessly mean-spirited.

And just for the record, the German military is involved in Afghanistan. With the exception of the US and the UK, they have the most troops in Afghanistan. So you might have wanted to google that before you said the German military has nothing to do.

Queens, New York, NY

mitsukurina said...

More than 5,000 German soldiers are currently serving in Afghanistan.