Tuesday, January 29, 2013
German soldiers grow breasts on their left side
by Clifford F. Thies Fox News is reporting that quite a lot of German soldiers grow breasts on their left side. According to Fox News, the one-sided gynecomastia is due to the way the soldiers drill, repeatedly hitting their rifles on the left side of their chest which stimulates the hormones there. We at RepublicanLibertarian.net have a different explanation. As you can see in the following video clip, German soldiers have nothing better to do nowadays than march around in circles and become girly men. Why, even the French have Mali.