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Saturday, January 26, 2013

Democrat Voters are absolute Morons

LETTER TO THE EDITOR OF THE DAY!!

From theChattanoogan:
Dear Editor:

Here are the 12 reasons I voted Democratic:

1. I voted Democratic because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I now may marry my Labrador.

2. I voted Democratic because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the Government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

3. I voted Democratic because I believe the Government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted Democratic because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as I agree with what is said and nobody else is offended by it.

5. I voted Democratic because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

6. I voted Democratic because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in 10 years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

7. I voted Democratic because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I voted Democratic because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.

9. I voted Democratic because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I voted Democratic because I believe liberal Judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

11. I voted Democratic because I think that it’s better to pay billions for their oil to people who hate us but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, spotted owl, gopher or fish.

12. I voted Democratic because my head is so firmly misplaced toward the south end of my body; it’s unlikely that I’ll ever have another point of view.

No trees, Spotted Owls, or Red Cock-headed Woodpeckers were harmed in the sending of this message.

—James W. Anderson

Talladega, AL * * *
H/t Right Guy

8 comments:

Jemas said...

Man, 12 reasons why he thinks people voted democrat? (And those reasons certainly aren't insane and incredibly lazy strawmen. Seriously, how would you argue without logical fallacies and making stuff up? You'd have to use facts, and we all know you're allergic to those.) I only need one reason why people vote republican:

You voted republican because you want what's worst for everyone.

James
Queens, New York, NY

Eric Dondero said...

We vote for Republican because we just want to be left alone.

No nanny-state. Just mind your own business, keep your silly regulations to yourself and get off of my property.

Simple as that.

Chuck said...

Why so upset, Jeepers? The subhuman piece of shit communist you support has been reelected. You parasitic vermin should be happy.

Why aren't you?

Jemas said...

That's what I said Eric. thanks for repeating me. Oh wait, you don't realize that's what you said. Lemme explain:

It's not all about you. There are other people in the world, and what you want might not be what everyone wants. Those silly regulations are designed to make the country better and help everyone, not just you. And unless you plan on making your property a separate country, you still live in this country, so you have to follow the rules, same as everyone.

Let's say we take you at your word. You no longer have to pay taxes and you no longer are restricted by those silly regulations. Here, just as an example, is the flip side:

Well if you want to drive someplace you should probably pay for it. By the mile sounds about right. Taxes pay for the road and if you don't pay taxes, you'll have to pay some other way for it. Oh and if your house catches on fire, you'd better have the money to pay the firemen up front, or else they'll just let it burn. And don't even get me started on the police.

And that's just the physical ramifications of your no longer being held up by the US government. There are also more abstract ones, that I won't go into. The point is this: You are bound by the same social contract that binds everyone and part of that is accepting the rules and regulations put in place is part of that. Without the social contract and the government that is part of it, anyone could kill you simply by right of being strong enough to do so. You talk about how the IRS makes us slaves, but that just shows how dangerously ignorant you are. Absent the social contract, we actually would be slaves.

And oh look, I have a few characters left to address Chuck: Once again you are acting in a manner less befitting an adult and more befitting a five year old who's learned how to curse and had his favorite toy taken away. Which is appropriate, because that's essentially what you are. I wouldn't call anyone a subhuman piece of shit though, people who live in glass houses and all that. Try rephrasing that without insulting me, and maybe I'll consider answering that.

James
Queens, New York, NY

The Right Guy said...

The federal government has only been in the highway business in a big way since the 50's and only started taxing individuals almost 100 years ago, but for the most part the real taxation didn't start until WWII and after. So, before the 50's, who paid for the roads? It wasn't a federal mandate, that's for sure. The other thing is, the federal government doesn't actually build the roads, but gives the money to states that do it for them. It's part of the wealth distribution.

A lot of things are done with out taxes that we may not like, but on the flipside, it's used to bribe enough of us that the circus in DC and elsewhere keeps rolling along. The truth is, government has gotten too big to be useful in more than a few meaningful ways. There's so much waste that gets put on our tab that someone born today is born into debt from taxes, to the tune of over $50K. It really is criminal and a form of indentured servitude.

Chuck said...

"Try rephrasing that without insulting me"

The fact that you're a dickless, lying sack of shit is in no way affected by anything I write, Jeepers. As usual, you fucking animals oppose reality.

I find it hilarious that you queens are proud of being cowards. Talk about moral transposition.

Eric Dondero said...

Jim, and Chuck are of course correct. James is wrong, and patently absurd.

jgeleff said...

Talking to James must be like reading Democrat talking points.
Eric, to be fair, there is NOTHING in the GOP platform that says they're going to leave anybody alone. What it says is that in certain areas, they won't interfere as much. You're thinking of the Libertarian Party platform.
And James, it IS all about me. It's also all about YOU, and all about ERIC, and CHUCK. We are to respect the INDIVIDUAL natural rights of free men and women, not the collective rights of enslaved men and women. Common sense tells us that fire and police departments should be paid for locally, not out of DC. In what sick world is it fair for the people of Mississippi to pay for police and fire in Pennsylvania? Put that on nearly any other issue. Roads? State and local responsibility. Liberrys (this is a word liberals use allatime)? Local and state. Schools. Local and state. READ THE HISTORY BOOKS IN THAT LIBERRY. It's all explained there.