Thursday, November 22, 2012
Viva Mexico!! Dondero flees the country for Thanksgiving
by Eric Dondero Happy Black Thanksgiving Day. This is probably the saddest Thanksgiving Day in the history of the United States. With the communist Obama regime in charge, and set for another 4 years of tyranny over the American population, there isn't anything to celebrate. I hope that the readers of Libertarian Republican will take this opportunity to criticize and bash all of your family members around the Thanksgiving Day table, who voted for Obama. Be especially nasty. Do not hold back. They are enemies of freedom and need to be treated as such. As for me, I've fled to Mexico for the day. (Yes, this website that you're reading is being put together today on the other side of the border.) I won't tell you exactly where I'm at, I fear the Obama administration might not let me back in the country if they knew of my precise location. Then again, I'm not sure that would be such a bad thing. I'll just say, I'm more to the Pacific side than the Gulf area, a tropical "pueblito" with white sand and waving palms, not far from the water. I had an interesting trip here. I had two opportunities to implement some serious Dondero-ist Obama-bashing on a couple of unsuspecting liberals. At some shitty petrol station in West Texas, I was gassing up, and some hippy chic came up to me with a gas can. She said she was from Washington State. I could see her dirty dreadlocked compatriots a ways away, gathered around an old beat up white van. She asked me for a few dollars for gas money. I said sure. But I've got one question first. She look bewildered. Who did you vote for Obama or Romney? She said, "I didn't vote." I said, "umm, okay. But if you could have voted would you have voted for Obama or Romney?" She said, "Obama." I made a loud buzzer sound, "Annnnnnngh! Wrong answer!!" I told her to fuck off and get the fuck out of my face, "you communist slimeball piece of shit." Her dreadlocked boyfriend ran over from the other side of the parking lot. He started yelling at me as I was getting into my car. He saw my "Libertarian" bumper sticker, and assumed I was a Ron Paul person. He yelled "Fuck your Ron Paul. He's a fucking prick. Fuck you and fuck Ron Paul." As I drove away. Next morning I was at a Starbucks in El Paso, Texas, minding my own business. (As a matter of fact, I was sitting there working up this website). A blonde-haired bum came up to me, skinny, dirty looking dude. He asked me for a few dollars. I said, "sure, my friend, I'll help you out. But I've got a question first." I asked him if he had voted for Obama or Romney. He said he didn't vote. I said, okay, but if you had voted which one would you have voted for? He said, and I quote, "probably Obama, cause he gave me a raise in my check." I responded loudly so the entire Starbucks could hear... "Annnnnnnngh! Wrong answer! Dude, you just lost $5 bucks. If you had answered Romney I would have given you the cash." He slowly walked out of the Starbucks looking rather bummed (pun intended). I'm going to do this with every bum I run into now, and would urge others to do the same. Well, off to my Mexican Thanksgiving Day lunch, the usual, taquitos en salsa verde, rez, papas fritas y dos Coronas. I have a dentist appointment here in a couple hours. Then I'm going to spend the rest of the day looking at apartments. We are all going to need an escape plan. I just have a feeling things are going to get really, really bad come January. Viva Mexico! Viva Mexico!!